Saturday, June 14, 2008

I wont this authors BOOK!

Je regrette . . .

French mother argues that having children ruins romance and relationships

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READ ‘EM AND WEEP

Here are just 25 of Corinne Maier’s reasons not to have children (loosely translated from French by Antonia Zerbisias):

1. Childbirth is torture.

2. Parenting, the most fun ever – as if.

3. Commuting, work, brats – no thanks!

4. Hold onto your friends. Just try. Go ahead. I dare you.

5. Goo goo, ga, ga. Welcome to idiot-speak.

6. Children, the anti-aphrodisaic.

7. Kids, couple killers.

8. Just because everybody else is having babies doesn’t mean you have to.

9. You can’t afford kids anyway.

10. They’ll make you slaves to consumerism.

11. You’ll carry the burden you can never put down.

12. Your child is perfect? Don’t kid yourself.

13. Parenting above all else? Not on your life.

14. Fill your days with parenting experts and deplete your spirit.

15. If the family you were born into was dysfunctional, what makes you think you can do better?

16. Putting yourself first will get you condemned by society.

17. You may not be happy, but you will do everything you can to force your child to be.

18. Schools: prison camps with you as an accomplice.

19. To raise a child, but raise her for what?

20. Mush: this is your mind on motherhood.

21. Pass the Prozac and put on a happy face.

22. Motherhood: the black hole that traps women forever.

23. When children say “Hi,” Daddy goes “Bye.”

24. Suddenly, pedophiles and pornographers are lurking everywhere!

25. Every single rule of good parenting sucks.

FULL article at http://www.thestar.com/article/441338

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Test your knowledge

Supersized portions are one reason for an increasing number of overweight Americans. Even if we don't clean our plate, we're still more likely to overeat, some research indicates.

What's normal? What's too big? The "Portion Distortion" quiz, from the National Heart, Lung and Blood Institute, shows what a typical portion looked like 20 years ago, what it looks like today and how much physical activity it will take to burn off the extra calories.

Test your knowledge of the right-size serving with these questions. For more -- including fries, cookies, burgers, pizza, coffee and chicken Caesar salad -- go to http://hin.nhlbi.nih.gov/portion.

1. A turkey sandwich 20 years ago had 320 calories. How many calories do you think are in today's portion?
A. 820.
B. 510.
C. 630.

2. How long will you have to ride a bike in order to burn those extra calories?
A. 45 minutes.
B. One hour and 25 minutes.
C. Two hours and 15 minutes.

3. Chicken stir-fry was 435 calories 20 years ago (for a 2-cup portion). How many calories do you think are in today's common portion of chicken stir-fry?
A. 625.
B. 550.
C. 865.

4. How long will you have to do aerobic dance in order to burn the extra calories?
A. Three hours
B. One hour and five minutes
C. Two hours and 10 minutes


ANSWERS
1. A. Today's 10-inch turkey sandwich has 820 calories. This is 500 calories more than a portion 20 years ago.

2. B. If you ride a bike for 1 hour and 25 minutes, you will burn approximately 500 calories (based on a 160-pound person).

3. C. Chicken stir-fry is often 865 calories. Many restaurant entrees are large enough for two people. Share with a friend, or eat half and take the rest home.

4. B. If you do aerobic dance for 1 hour and 5 minutes, you will burn 430 calories (based on a 130-pound person).

MORE SUGGESTIONS FOR PROPER PORTIONS

Here are other suggestions for choosing the correct portion size.

Know what you're getting. Check a restaurant's Web site for nutrition information, or ask before ordering. Panera Bread and Ruby Tuesday are among a handful of fast-casual restaurants that provide nutrition information for all their offerings, not just the low-fat or low-carbohydrate ones. Most fast-food chains also provide nutrition information. Order wisely by studying your choices.

Doggy-bag it. If you're ordering at a restaurant, request that half your meal be placed in a takeout container before it's served to you, or do it yourself at the table before starting to eat, and save it for the next day's lunch.

Use visual cues. A serving of meat should be no bigger than a deck of cards; a portion of pasta, about the size of a tennis ball; an ounce of cheese (1 serving), about four dice.

Fill up on fruits and vegetables, especially vegetables. You'll get beneficial nutrients, antioxidants -- and a full stomach. Just make sure they're not covered in a calorie-rich sauce or salad dressing, or prepared with pork fat or lots of sugar, such as sweet potatoes with mini marshmallows.

Monday, September 4, 2006

Baby Chips

Well I might not have children, or wish to have any, but I did find some of this to be humourious, I hope everyone else finds it of some humour as well take care everyone.

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. ‘Cause you’re fatter than they are.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A. So what’s your question?

Q. What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.

Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.

Q. My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right? A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q. What does it mean when the baby’s head is crowning?
A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.

Q. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.

Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A. Yes, baby lips.

Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A. It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.

Q. What are the terrible twos?
A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.

Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A. When you see teeth marks.

Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Extended List of Supplements for PCOS


The following list of herbs and supplements which are what I picked out of several of the PCOS books that I have, one of the books has a fairly good listing of natural remedies for PCOS. Remember though not all of the herbs or supplements listed here might be good for you to take. Before taking any herbs or supplements it is always best to consult with your doctor or someone who specializes in natural medicine.

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Agnus Castus (Chasteberry)
helps with: acne, breast tenderness, infertility, irregular or absent periods, hormone imbalance, mood swings, PMS symptoms, water retention

Aloe Vera
helps with:  acne, diabetes, digestive disorders, dry skin, insulin resistance, obesity

Alpha-lipoic Acid
helps with: diabetes, insulin resistance, obesity

Tuesday, October 4, 2005

Today Never Sleeps, it only waits for tomorrow

 Well managed to get a few GB freed of my external HDs which is a good thing (got about 15GB freed thus far - burned the data the DVDs for storage since I'm not likely to look at the content of them, as often as I do some of the remaining content - sites, images etc).

Sighs, I'm feeling a little down today, in part because the birthday cake my folks got for me, kind of melted before I was able to see it. That is the second cake I lost for my birthday to melting (one might actually think one's folks wouldn't make that mistake more then once - even if the second cake wasn't ice cream, but a cream cake).

I'm still working on my entries for the cruse time, and for the 18th when a hell of a lot took place, but I have not felt overly interested in writing about it of late, I've been more interested in just going though my LJ Friends posting replies, doing quiz's and what not. Maybe posting images from the trip while my comp works for that period of time, but in general writing about what happened just doesn't appeal to me at the moment. I know in time I'll post more about what happened during my trip, but at the moment its on stand by/hold. 

I am so getting into the quiz deal again, like I use to before i meet my ex, so much so that I could easy fill 20+ entries with quiz's that I've taken today, but I'm not going to, I'm going to post them below since I don't want to make my LJ page here look like its quiz central or anything .. lol

I'm also enjoying reading various people's LJs today, that and chatting with several of you via YIM (still have only gotten to chat with one of you via AIM, but hay I know ppl are not always online when I am, so maybe one day I'll chat with more of you as time allows.

Well I think I might have found two shows of the new season that have caught my attention, one called "Bones" and the other called "Commander In Chief" they have only played the second ep of the shows thus far, but they have caught my attention, which means I might try to watch all the shows that I am able to watch if things keep my attention, that is. There are a new other shows that look promissing, but until I see the second ep I can't say for sure just yet it is has really caught my attention or not.


Well take care everyone, 

Nyx

Monday, October 3, 2005

28th Birthday!

 

Well I'm now officially 28 years old, and many have the years gone fast it does feel at times.


Well I hope everyone has had a good day, I know I did, though I didn't get a new comp as I was hoping, things feel though with that one, but hay I still might get one before christmas (though I'm not holding my breath on that one).

Well take care everyone,
Nyx


Tuesday, September 20, 2005

UBC and the Steam Clock

Didn't do much today, K dad and I did but it was at a slower pace then I'd have liked to have dun things, but since I was still sore from Sundays misadventures i wasn't taking any chances with what i was going to be doing. 

We started the day out by going to breakfast and having a good breakfast (i had my normal - beggle and cream cheese with a muffin and glass of milk), after breakfast we got ready for the days events. Dad got directions on how to get to the UBC Museum of Anthropology, which was a good place to go. I had wanted to go there since I learned we where going to Vancouver, since I'd heard so much about it when I was in University, taking Native Studies (you see many images in my text books came from UBS so the chance to see the actually objects in person I didn't wish to miss if I could well help it). 

We arrived at the Museum, just as it was opening, though making our way to the Museum, was interesting, since its on the other end of UBC from where the busses had left everyone off, it was about 900m from the bus stop, give or take a few meters. It was interesting trying to follow the signs to get to the museum, but we did find it eventually (which is why we managed to get there just as it was opening - it opens at 11 in the morning - dad was glade we didn't choose to go there on Monday, since we learned when we arrived that its closed on mondays.).

We ended up going on a museum tour, which was informative though I didn't think much of the person giving the tour since most of the info he was giving I'd learned from school, and it was almost a total repeats of the books I'd read over the years at university. But it was still great to see some of the items I'd only seen in my books in person, and I even managed to get pics of the Raven Creation story, which I was really pleased to be able to get.

I'll post a few of them, once I get them printed and scanned (they where taken with my dad's manual camera, since mom had the digital camera - she and her helper where taking in the sights of Victoria, which was great, but bad since it meant it was like a 14 hour day for her, which was to much for her in most regards but her helper wouldn't go less mom went, and long story short mom couldn't tell her no since she never really gave mom a chance to do so with all her complaining about having to see the place, and do what ever it was she absolutely had to do while over there), which should be some time next month knowing dad and his time line for getting the prints printed .. lol, but at least I was able to get them, so in that regards I'm happy.

We didn't spend long at the Museum, only a little over 2 hours, but it was enough since I was starting to get tired, and feel the pain in my neck and back (and the advil wasn't working to keep the pain in check unfortunately), we still had to walk another 900m back to the bus stop (which turned out to be more then that cause we kind of did cooks tour about the campus looking it over - going to the book shop and getting a hat for myself with UBC on it. 

When we got back to the hotel, we went down to the Seven Eleven which was just down the street (about 3 blocks down - and boy where there a lot of them in the area I found, far more then I know of in Toronto). There we got subs, and a drink, then headed back the to hotel, cause I needed to rest, which means I caught a few Z's, woke about 6 in the evening, and told dad we could go search out the Steam Clock which he was hoping to see and photograph.  

I told dad that we could get food in Gastown, that there was bound to be some place down there to find food (when we'd gotten off the cruse ship the taxi had gone though Gastown and I remembered seeing different eateries - so it seamed like a good way of getting two things dun that needed doing). So off we went to find the Steam Clock, and find it we did. It took us about 30 minutes to walk from where we where staying to where the clock is located (which is like in the heart of Gastown). 

Dad shot his tape of the Steam Clock, and got several photos of it as well. He managed to get the entire production of the hour that it does, which is interesting to watch and hear. If I can I'll post it online. Though you can get a listen to the clock if you click here, its not much but it gives you an idea of what it sounds like. 

After we spend almost an hour at the clock we went in search of dinner, and we found the first original Old Spaghetti Factory, I didn't realize that "In March of 1970, the first Old Spaghetti Factory Restaurant in Canada was opened in the Gastown district of Vancouver, British Columbia. The concept was a very simple one; take an old warehouse in a historic part of town and fill it with antiques and artifacts, provide the finest pasta and superb service, to make an extremely unique dining experience."

Dad and I shared our meal since neither of us had a large appetite so we shared a platter of Spaghetti and meat balls (dad had all the meat balls), with that was a salad and galetto ice cream - I also had a side order of 6 wings and a Kookie Monster drink - which is a children's version of an drink which apparently has rum in it.

So supper was good, after it we walked back through Gastown towards Canada Place, where dad took more photos, by then it was almost 930, and I was getting tired, so we headed back to the hotel. 

When we got back, dad went to see if Mom and her helper where back, but they weren't and it was a little past 10 in the evening, they didn't get back to the hotel till almost 1030, which miffed dad, cause he new that the next day would be a long day for mom, and that she'd need her rest to get though it.

Take care everyone, 

Nyx